Just north of Whoville, Dr. Seuss Enterprises and Vacasa have collaborated on a one-of-a-kind stay. The pair have transformed a cave outside of Boulder into the Grinch’s Mount Crumpit lair. The 5,700-square-foot dwelling is sure to shrink your heart by at least two sizes with an organ to play bleak, dreary tunes and a library for wallowing in your own self-pity. There are also two bedrooms, two bathrooms, and a kitchen stocked with roast beast, Who-pudding, and an emergency stash of Who-hash. Sadly Max is not included. Bookings are available from December 13 through 23 at a rate of $19.57, a nod to the book’s original release date.